Dear boy,
Well, I actually wouldn't say hate, but you definitely do way too many things to annoy us. And then you complain that we are complicated. Here are a few tips for you to remember. Trust me, you can avoid a lot of arguments and fights if you read these carefully and practice them.
1. When a girls asks you for your preference between two things (be it clothes,shoes or anything under the sun), do NOT suggest a third option. That's possibly the most annoying thing you could do. Oh wait, not really, there's more.
2. Do not be surprised if you hear us listening to Coldplay or Metallica. Just because we are girls does not mean that we listen to Katy Perry and Adele only.
3.We do play games like Infinity Blade, Nascar and WWE. Don't complain if we beat your asses in it. You're nothing but overconfident, really!
4. Do not take us for a movie like MI4 and complain that we slept through the movie.
5. We know you suck at differentiating between colors. So when we tell you that it's red and not pink, just agree and stop arguing.
6. Do not wear sunglasses inside a mall. That is just the stupidest thing to do. We do not care if they are original RayBan or Gucci glasses.
7. Do not comment on the way we drive. We like driving the way we do. So just shut your mouth and sit or do not sit in the car while we drive.
8. Do not tell us that we are stupid because we didn't notice the difference in the headlight between two Honda City's which look ditto. Head lights do not matter to us and that doesn't make us stupid.
9. On the pretext of "hanging out", do not take us to a gaming arcade. Would you like it if we said, "Let's hang out" and took you to a mall?
10. We "bitch" about girls exactly the way you "talk" about other guys. Accept it and stop being hypocrites!
Yours sincerely,
A girl.
